Fart Night

💨 THE STINKIEST NIGHT OF THE SUMMER 💨

No matter how old you are, fart jokes still work.

Tonight, we're proving it.

For one night only, Walker Stadium is embracing the timeless art of juvenile humor. The Pickles take on the Marion Berries in a celebration of whoopie cushions, questionable noises, embarrassing stories, and the universal truth that no one is ever truly too old to laugh at a good fart joke.

It's immature. It's unnecessary. It's exactly the kind of night baseball was made for.

🕒 THE TIMELINE

Gates Open: 6:00 p.m. PST

First Pitch: 7:15 p.m. PST

🎁 EXCLUSIVE PERKS (Included with your ticket!)

We aren't just giving away memories tonight; every fan in attendance walks away with these premium perks:

• FREE smells courtesy of the ballpark breeze, concession stands, and your section mates 💨
• FREE opportunities to laugh at things that absolutely should not still be funny.
• First 20 fans receive an official Pickles Whoopie Cushion.
• Jackass Memorabilia Giveaways – Special prizes throughout the night celebrating one of the most legendary stunt franchises ever created.

🧢 HAILEY'S MERCH OF THE GAME

Snag tonight's featured merch before someone makes a terrible decision with it:

• Pickles x Bangers Collab Scarf – A limited-edition crossover celebrating two of Portland's favorite clubs.
• Artist Series Collection – Exclusive designs created for Pickles fans and collectors alike.

🌭 ONE NIGHT ONLY: BILL'S AMAZING FOOD AND DRINK SPECIAL

We're serving up a menu that's guaranteed to fuel tonight's festivities... for better or worse.

• Chili Cheese Dog – A 7" Zenner's hot dog loaded with hearty chili, melty cheese, and crispy fried onions. Consider this your official warning.
• The Doggie Bag – Chocolate ice cream piled high with crumbled Snickers bars, nuts, and gummy worms. It's messy, over-the-top, and exactly what tonight deserves.
• Happy Mountain Kombucha – For those looking to keep things a little more balanced before the night's questionable decisions begin.

🎪 TONIGHT'S ACTIVATIONS: WHAT ARE THEY?

We've packed Walker Stadium with experiences that would make your parents ask, "Why?"

• Tattoo & Piercing Zone – Make tonight's questionable decisions permanent. Sign up HERE(opens in a new tab) to get some custom ink right at the ballpark from Anatomy Tattoo!
• Worst Fart Story Confessional Booth – Share your greatest gas-related failure with the world.

⚾ ON-FIELD FART NIGHT CHAOS

Between innings, our fans will compete for the title of Walker Stadium's funniest human beings:

• Fart Noise Contest – The search for Portland's greatest human sound effect.
• Pickle Swing – A pickle hangs from your waist—first person to swing, wiggle, and thrust their way to a bite wins.
• Dizzy Bat Race – Watch humans try (and fail) to maintain balance.
• Dave's Hot Chicken Race – High stakes, high spice, and maximum speed.
• Launch-A-Ball – Test your aim and win big prizes!

Grab your friends, leave your dignity at the gate, and join us for the most immature, unnecessary, and hilariously unforgettable night of the summer.

• Please have tickets ready to be scanned when you arrive.
• Bags are allowed, please have those ready to be checked at the gate by security.
• Outside food and drink are prohibited.
• Bringing alcohol into or out of the premises is prohibited.
• Empty water bottles are allowed and can be filled up outside the stadium after you show security the empty bottle.
• Reentry is allowed, please check with a security member before exiting/reentering.
• Weapons of any kind are prohibited. This includes knives, guns, mace, etc.

Have any other questions? Call (503)775-3080 (10am-4pm PST on game days) or send an email to ticket@portlandpicklesbaseball.com and someone from our team will reach out as soon as possible!