(South) Eastbound & Down (Inspired by Kenny Powers)

⚾🥃 THE MOST OVERCONFIDENT NIGHT OF THE SUMMER 🥃⚾

Have you ever been completely certain you were the most talented person in the room despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary?

Tonight is your chance.

We're heading SouthEast Bound and Down with mullets flowing freely and confidence doing most of the work. The Pickles take on the Corvallis Knights in a night inspired by everyone's favorite washed-up baseball legend, Kenny Powers. Expect oversized egos, questionable decision-making, and enough swagger to power Walker Stadium for weeks.

Business in the front. Party in the bleachers. Baseball somewhere in between.

🕒 THE TIMELINE

Gates Open: 6:00 p.m. PST

First Pitch: 7:05 p.m. PST (Get here early. Greatness doesn't wait.)

🎁 EXCLUSIVE PERKS (Included with your ticket!)

We aren't just giving away memories tonight; every fan in attendance walks away with these premium perks:

• FREE opportunities to dramatically overestimate your athletic abilities 😎
• FREE appreciation for mullets, confidence, and completely unnecessary celebrations ⚾
• The chance to spend one evening believing you're the best player on the field.

🧢 HAILEY'S MERCH OF THE GAME

Snag tonight's featured merch before it signs a massive contract and leaves town:

Dilly Powers Custom T-Shirt – Inspired by the legend himself and built for maximum swagger.

Artist Series Collection – Limited-edition designs created exclusively for Pickles fans.

🥔 ONE NIGHT ONLY: BILL'S AMAZING FOOD AND DRINK SPECIAL

We're serving up a menu worthy of a baseball icon:

• Loaded Helmet Totchos – A glorious pile of tater tots loaded with everything necessary to fuel greatness.
• Pub Lite – Crisp, cold, and perfect for celebrating yourself regardless of the scoreboard.

🎪 TONIGHT'S ACTIVATIONS: WHAT ARE THEY?

We've packed the Walker Stadium concourse with incredible partners. Here is exactly what's going on:

• Tattoos by Anatomy Tattoo: Want to make tonight's questionable decisions permanent? Sign up HERE(opens in a new tab) for custom ink right at the ballpark.
• Sparkle Coven Fairy Hair: Add a little extra flair to your mullet with colorful, shimmering fairy hair.
• Green Lents: Meet local community leaders working to support and strengthen the Lents neighborhood.
• Pie Spot: Grab a sweet treat from one of Portland's favorite local dessert destinations.

⚾ ON-FIELD KENNY POWERS CHAOS

Between innings, our fans will attempt to demonstrate the confidence of a man who has never once doubted himself:

• Kenny Powers Impersonation Contest: Strut like you're the greatest player in baseball history. Confidence is mandatory. Talent is optional.
• Pickle Swing: A pickle hangs from your waist—first person to swing, wiggle, and thrust their way to a bite wins.
• Dizzy Bat Race: Watch humans try (and fail) to maintain balance.
• Dave's Hot Chicken Race: High stakes, high spice, and maximum speed.
• Launch-A-Ball: Test your aim and win big prizes!

Grab your mullet, lower your expectations, raise your confidence, and join us for the most unnecessarily self-assured night in baseball.

• Please have tickets ready to be scanned when you arrive.
• Bags are allowed, please have those ready to be checked at the gate by security.
• Outside food and drink are prohibited.
• Bringing alcohol into or out of the premises is prohibited.
• Empty water bottles are allowed and can be filled up outside the stadium after you show security the empty bottle.
• Reentry is allowed, please check with a security member before exiting/reentering.
• Weapons of any kind are prohibited. This includes knives, guns, mace, etc.

Have any other questions? Call (503)775-3080 (10am-4pm PST on game days) or send an email to ticket@portlandpicklesbaseball.com and someone from our team will reach out as soon as possible!