Dilly Horror Pick-ture Show Presented by Cafe Yumm

Pickles All-Stars vs Willamette Wild Bills

👄 THE MOST ANTICI...PATED NIGHT OF THE SUMMER 👄

Have you ever wanted to attend a baseball game where yelling at the action is not only encouraged, but expected?

Tonight is your chance.

It's just a jump to the left as the Pickles take on the Willamette Wild Bills in a night of time warps, questionable science, and enthusiastic audience participation. Expect corsets, callbacks, glitter, and enough camp to power Walker Stadium for weeks. Featuring WFSA Portland softball players and inspired by one of the greatest cult classics of all time, this is a celebration of the weird, the theatrical, and the wonderfully unconventional.

Let's do the time warp again.

🕒 THE TIMELINE

Gates Open: 6:00 p.m. PST

First Pitch: 7:05 p.m. PST (Get here at 6:00 to maximize your antici...pation.)

🎁 EXCLUSIVE PERKS (Included with your ticket!)

We aren't just giving away memories tonight; every fan in attendance walks away with these premium perks:

• FREE opportunities to yell at complete strangers during organized audience participation 🗣️
• FREE appreciation for cult classics, theatrical chaos, and questionable science 🧪
• A statistically significant chance of leaving with glitter somewhere on your body.

🧢 HAILEY'S MERCH OF THE GAME

Snag tonight's featured merch before it vanishes into another dimension:

• Black "Raise the Chairs" Dad Hat – A tribute to one of the most iconic audience participation traditions of all time.

🌭 ONE NIGHT ONLY: BILL'S AMAZING FOOD AND DRINK SPECIAL

We're serving up a menu worthy of a late-night cult classic:

• Frankenfurter – A ballpark creation inspired by everyone's favorite sweet transvestite from Transylvania.
• Themed Cocktail – Mysterious, delicious, and scientifically impossible to explain without a laboratory.

🎪 TONIGHT'S ACTIVATIONS: WHAT ARE THEY?

We've packed the Walker Stadium concourse with incredible partners. Here is exactly what's going on:

• Tattoos by Anatomy Tattoo: Want to make tonight's memories permanent? Sign up HERE(opens in a new tab) for custom ink right at the ballpark.
• Sparkle Coven Fairy Hair: Add a little extra glamor, glitter, and theatrical flair to your game day look.
• Echo Theatre: Meet one of Portland's vibrant performing arts organizations and learn more about local theater.
• Clinton Street Theater: Connect with the legendary Portland venue that has helped keep cult film traditions alive for generations.
• Hittopia: Learn about baseball and softball training opportunities for athletes of all ages and skill levels.

⚾ ON-FIELD TIME WARP CHAOS

Between innings, our fans will attempt to bend the laws of baseball, science, and good judgment:

• Finish the Lyric Contest: Think you know the songs? Step up and prove it before the crowd beats you to the punchline.
• Costume Contest: Corsets, fishnets, lab coats, glitter, and glorious chaos are strongly encouraged.
• Pickle Swing: A pickle hangs from your waist—first person to swing, wiggle, and thrust their way to a bite wins.
• Dizzy Bat Race: Watch humans try (and fail) to maintain balance.
• Dave's Hot Chicken Race: High stakes, high spice, and maximum speed.
• Launch-A-Ball: Test your aim and win big prizes!

Grab your fishnets, practice your callbacks, and prepare for the strangest night in baseball.

• Please have tickets ready to be scanned when you arrive.
• Bags are allowed, please have those ready to be checked at the gate by security.
• Outside food and drink are prohibited.
• Bringing alcohol into or out of the premises is prohibited.
• Empty water bottles are allowed and can be filled up outside the stadium after you show security the empty bottle.
• Reentry is allowed, please check with a security member before exiting/reentering.
• Weapons of any kind are prohibited. This includes knives, guns, mace, etc.

Have any other questions? Call (503)775-3080 (10am-4pm PST on game days) or send an email to ticket@portlandpicklesbaseball.com and someone from our team will reach out as soon as possible!