National Weiner Day + Woof Wednesday (Weiner Dog Celebration) Presented by Zenner's Sausages - ALMOST SOLD OUT

🚨 LOW TICKET WARNING: THE MOST GLORIOUSLY UNHINGED NIGHT IN PORTLAND HISTORY 🚨

Look, you can stay home on Wednesday night and watch Netflix. Or, you can witness pure, unadulterated canine anarchy that will be talked about in Portland for the next decade.

On July 15th, Walker Stadium is throwing away the rulebook. We are combining minor league baseball, heavy sodium intake, and hundreds of low-riding, high-energy dachshunds into one giant, beautiful disaster.

If you miss this, your social media feed tomorrow is going to make you drowning in regret. Don't be that person.

⚠️ WARNING: Tickets are moving fast, dog admission caps are real, and there are literally only 50 Wiener Night shirts on the planet. Secure your spot before you're left looking through the outfield fence.

🕒 THE COUNTDOWN TO CHAOS

6:00 PM – Gates Open (And the dog sniffing begins)

7:15 PM – First Pitch: Pickles All-Stars vs. Portland Gherkins

7:16 PM – Total, beautiful logistical meltdown

🎟️ THE "CAN'T MISS" VIP PERKS

Your ticket doesn't just get you a seat; it gets you a front-row ticket to history:

🐾 WOOF WEDNESDAY: Your dog gets in 100% FREE. Yes, really. Bring your furry best friend to watch the Gherkins get pickled.

🌭 FOOD/DRINK SPECIAL: THE RANCH WATER... WITH A TWIST: Bill is serving up Sausage Water Slushies. Is it actually sausage water? Is it premium Ranch Water? There is only one way to find out, and it requires bravery.

⚡ THE MERCH DROP: Hailey’s exclusive Pickles Wiener Night T-Shirt is limited to 50 total pieces. Once they are gone, they are gone forever.

🎪 A STADIUM PACKED WITH WEIRDNESS

We didn't just invite dogs; we invited the entire local ecosystem of chaos. Step onto the concourse and experience:

• The Anatomy Tattoo Zone: Because nothing says "I love minor league baseball" like getting permanent ink right next to the third-base line.
• Mostly Operational Robotics: We brought actual, literal robots to a dog night. What could go wrong? Everything. That's the point.
• The Boop Club, Fairy Hair, & More: Treat your pup to the MVP lifestyle they think they deserve.

⚾ THE MAIN EVENT: ON-FIELD INSANITY

The baseball game is great, but the between-inning madness is why you're buying a ticket:

• The Legendary Dachshund Parade: A glorious, low-to-the-ground stampede of Portland’s finest wieners.
• The Pickle Swing: Fans swinging a dangling pickle from their waist to secure a bite. It’s athletic. It’s hypnotic. It’s highly questionable.
• Dave’s Hot Chicken & Dizzy Bat Races: High velocity, high spice, and zero dignity.

🛒 TICKETS WILL SELL OUT. DON'T BLAME DILLON.

This is a cultural phenomenon wrapped in a hot dog bun. Grab your friends, grab your leashes, and secure your tickets right now before the stadium hits capacity.

Hi, I'm Dillon T. Pickle, and I approve this beautiful disaster.

• Please have tickets ready to be scanned when you arrive.
• Bags are allowed, please have those ready to be checked at the gate by security.
• Outside food and drink are prohibited.
• Bringing alcohol into or out of the premises is prohibited.
• Empty water bottles are allowed and can be filled up outside the stadium after you show security the empty bottle.
• Reentry is allowed, please check with a security member before exiting/reentering.
• Weapons of any kind are prohibited. This includes knives, guns, mace, etc.

Have any other questions? Call (503)775-3080 (10am-4pm PST on game days) or send an email to ticket@portlandpicklesbaseball.com and someone from our team will reach out as soon as possible!